1 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:05,255 ♪ Touché away ♪ 2 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:11,929 ♪ Touché away ♪ 3 00:00:17,518 --> 00:00:19,102 ♪ Touché away ♪ 4 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,399 ♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪ 5 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:36,078 Long ago, in the days of Arabian nights 6 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:39,414 lived a young boy named Aladdin 7 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:43,293 the famous Aladdin who found the genie in a magic lamp. 8 00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:47,839 Oh, boy! No one around! This is it! 9 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:51,134 I'm gonna be handsome, rich, and famous. 10 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:54,471 All I gotta do is rub that genie out. 11 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:57,349 Come out, come out, wherever you are, genie! 12 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:00,686 Just like it says in the book. 13 00:01:00,811 --> 00:01:03,480 There he is, my slave! 14 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,609 Where am I? 15 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:12,322 Hey, someone finally sprung me from that crummy lamp. 16 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:15,158 I saved you, and you're my slave. 17 00:01:15,284 --> 00:01:17,828 You will heed my every wish as I command. 18 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:22,666 First, I wanna be rich, then handsome, and-and then... 19 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:25,794 You've been reading too many fairy tales. 20 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,922 You think I spent 700 years in that lamp 21 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:31,425 just to wake up being a crummy slave? 22 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:34,761 - Well... - I'll just take this lamp... 23 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:37,848 ...before some nut rubs me back into it. 24 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:40,851 I'm the guy that's gonna have a ball. 25 00:01:40,976 --> 00:01:44,438 I'm gonna paint this town red! 26 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:49,026 Hello, operator? 27 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:51,320 Get me the great Touché Turtle. 28 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,947 And hurry, it's an emergency. 29 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:58,368 [Touché] Touché Turtle's residence. 30 00:01:58,493 --> 00:02:01,121 Touché Turtle, himself, speaking, in person. 31 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:04,708 This is Aladdin. You gotta come to Baghdad, quick! 32 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,252 The genie of the lamp has gone berserk. 33 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,630 Hurry, will ya? Bye. 34 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:12,382 Duh, where to this time, Touché? 35 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:13,842 Baghdad, Dum Dum. 36 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,762 Uh, but-but we are in Baghdad. 37 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:20,181 Good thinking. Now to find Aladdin. 38 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:23,060 Touché away! 39 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:26,270 I'd better scram before that genie comes back. 40 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:31,401 Touché Turtle! That was fast. 41 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,862 Just part of our service. 42 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:41,244 This town is a million laughs. 43 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:43,330 Ho ho ho! 44 00:02:44,538 --> 00:02:46,667 Here comes the genie, Touché. 45 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:49,127 Gee, he looks kind of grouchy. 46 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:52,881 Okay, you two, out of my town. 47 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,258 I'm taking over here. 48 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:57,177 This is Touché Turtle speaking. 49 00:02:57,302 --> 00:03:01,848 I order you to cease and desist, and get back in your lamp. 50 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:08,397 You're forcing me to resort to physical violence. 51 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:14,026 Oh you wanna play games, do ya? 52 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,739 Yo-yo. 53 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,657 One of my favorites. 54 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:25,372 That was a real nice try, Touché. 55 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:29,876 Yeah, well, at least he knows where he stands, anyway. 56 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,296 That's right, Dum Dum. 57 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:35,757 Just play the horn, and this magic rope 58 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:39,302 will take me up where I can get at that genie. 59 00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:42,848 Alright, genie, I'll fight you on your own grounds. 60 00:03:42,973 --> 00:03:44,516 Then I'm taking you in. 61 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:48,937 Correction. I'm taking you down. 62 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:53,650 Duh, how did it go, Touché? 63 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:56,778 Well, that idea needs a little work. 64 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,991 What's the balloon and the feather for? 65 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:03,493 We gotta rub him back into that lamp. 66 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:06,621 This balloon will lift me up, then I'll tickle him 67 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:09,541 with a feather, and he'll drop the lamp. 68 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,585 You'll catch it and rub him back in. 69 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:14,296 - Got it? - Oh, yeah. Gotcha, Touché. 70 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:19,968 Some guys just don't know when to give up. 71 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,303 Take this! 72 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:27,684 [Touché] Grab the lamp, Dum Dum. 73 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:29,436 I got it, Touché. 74 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:31,438 Tried to trick me, huh, turtle? 75 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:34,315 Quick, Dum Dum, rub the lamp! Hurry! Hurry! 76 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,777 Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's see now. 77 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:40,488 Now is when you get yours. 78 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:44,659 I did it Touché, he's back in the lamp! 79 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:47,454 [Touché] I know. I know, and so am I! 80 00:04:47,579 --> 00:04:48,830 - Take that! - Ow! 81 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:52,459 - And that! And this! - Ooh! Ooh! 82 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:59,089 Oh, well. Touché always wins, even it takes 700 years.